Yesterday EoF got together to go take down Maly in EoE. We knew that we needed another guildie to get the key. We all talked and decided that Vel would get the key on his Shaman. I grouped us up and we headed to Naxx to kill Sapp. Since we only had 6 people we nabbed a couple pugs.
There was a ret pally sitting in queue for Ulduar 10. I whispered him and asked if he would be willing to come help us kill Sapp for the key for our guild. He said sure and I nabbed him up. After no responses from several other people in queue, I found a dps DK (have I mentioned how I HATE bringing in DKs from LFG?) and told him the same thing. We were doing a guild run to kill Sapp to get the key, would he be willing to come help us do that. Sure! Ok let’s go.
We zone in, quick recap for those that hadn’t been there in a while and we go to town. Boom! Boom! DEAD! Woot! I loot the dragon and give Vel the key. Immediately the DK pipes up “What we aren’t going to roll for it?!” To which several of us replied back to him and said “No, this was a guild run specifically for the key. We told you that. Do you really think we were going to bring in a pug for a guild run and then give the pug the item?” Apparently he did. He started bitching at us. Left the raid and went back to Dalaran where he immediately started talking shit about us in trade chat.
Since we are all obviously not quite right in the head, we jump into trade as well. I say “It is not our fault you don’t have any reading comprehension. Especially since we told you it was a guild run for the key. It isn’t a ninja when we tell you what we are doing UP FRONT!” Vel was a bit more vocal to him. What I thought was HILARIOUS was the way trade chat was treating him. They were calling him names and telling him to go bitch elsewhere. Trade obviously did not see the importance of the key to Maly. I mean it gives you a trinket!! O_o
The pally who came with us to kill Sapp was invited to the Maly kill. As Dily pointed out, we would have invited the DK too, had he not been a tool. After we finished the first Maly kill I switched back over to Millea (she was in the Naxx run) and I immediately got a whisper from the DK telling me that he had reported me and had sent screenshots to a GM.
All of this because the DK didn’t read what was said to him.
The best part of the night was joking to all the new pugs, and our friends, how we are all ninjas. Vel would pipe up each time we would get a new person and say “Don’t forget to tell them that we are ninjas!” We even came up with variations on our guild name.
Oh yeah, we also killed Maly twice. Tatia got her new title, among other people in guild and we are ninjas.
DON’T EVER FORGET IT!