Since I have today off from work I am making this easy on myself and just sharing with you a story that Tir sent me.
It was brought about in his head from the picture posted on Friday.
So without further ado:
Residing over the Argent Tournament Grounds one day, Tirion saw the last of the tournament’s games coming to an end. He decided then and there that the time was right to advance forward into Icecrown Citadel. He left the stands to find Darion. As he was leaving the arena, he saw Darion near his champions on the northern side of the grounds. As he approached Darion, he saw a smile come across the death knight’s face.
“It is time, isn’t it,” Darion said, a hint of joy in his voice.
Tirion also noticed an ever so subtle hint of a plea. He brushed this off and continued the conversation.
“Yes, old friend. We must gather the armies of Azeroth and storm those gates. I am weary of Varian’s and Garrosh’s attitudes toward each other. This may affect our goals. I am counting on you to see that it doesn’t,” Tirion said with disgust in his voice.
He was often disgusted at the way the Alliance and Horde leaders carried on with each other, especially at a time like this. He prayed to the light each day that Varian and Garrosh would see things the way Jaina and Thrall did, but even he knew this would probably never come to pass.
“Tirion, you need not worry about my death knights. Regardless of faction, they are loyal first and foremost to me. I will ensure things go as smoothly as possible. Let us scout a way to Icecrown Citadel, whilst these games finish,” Darion said hardly able to hold back the excitement in his voice.
Tirion called for his gryphon as he watched Darion mount his bone gryphon.
“I never understood why you would ride such a creature,” Tirion pondered openly.
“The creatures of the living do not respond well to the hands of the damned, old friend,” Darion said with disgust.
With a rush of bitter cold wind, they pair took off into the gloomy Icecrown night. As they rounded the mountains past Shadow Vault, they noticed a very odd site, even for the dreary passages of Icecrown. A pillar light, brighter than anything either had ever seen, could be seen far off in the distance.
“What must that be?” Tirion asked with amazement.
“I cannot tell. It is the first time I have seen such light in this dark continent,” Darion said with equal surprise.
“Make haste, Darion. We must see what the source of that light is,” Tirion said, almost in desperation.
Tirion secretly hoped that there was some light still present in this place of death. He knew that both sides needed hope. This could be it.
As the pair flew on, beckoning their gryphons to fly faster than ever before, the light seemed to stay far away, as though untouchable, unreachable…unreal.
After hours of this, Tirion’s gryphon finally gave the sign it was tired. After several minutes of silence, Darion spoke.
“There are some advantages to my mount,” he said, looking at his bone gryphon who felt neither sleep nor hunger.
“Now is not the time, Darion,” Tirion said with a small amount of disgust, maybe even a hunt of jealousy. “This light seems to be out of reach, as though it is nearly within our grasp but not. I have never seen the light react in this way.”
“Maybe it is a forshadowing of things to come, paladin,” Darion said, knowing what his friend needed, but unable to provide it. “We must ride on. Icecrown Citadel is in the distance and we have already been gone for hours. People will start to wonder.”
“You are right,” Tirion said. “We must scout the way. I hope the light will come to us when we need it most, like it always does. Even a place like this makes me wonder.”
“Do not lose you faith, Tirion. That is exactly how he turned us all to his service,” Darion said, somewhat worried.
“You are right. I am a fool to think such things. These times make even someone like me weary. Come, we must ride on,” Tirion said, sounding as tired as his gryphon.
The two turned toward Icecrown Citadel in the distance. No light shown here…yet. Tirion was determined to change that once and for all. –End

Mar 25, 2010 @ 09:15:46
We need to find a way to keep him writing…
I’m still waiting for my belf pr0n.
Mar 25, 2010 @ 09:25:31
Give him EP if he does not write for ya’all.
He seems to hate the Eps XD
belf pron…the one mentioned a few comment sections back? Involving zam, lyssi etc lol?
Mar 25, 2010 @ 09:35:19
Any kind of belf pron.
Mar 25, 2010 @ 09:53:39
ahh even the kind involving a cup?
Mar 25, 2010 @ 09:54:25
you are a sick sick man
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:07:49
“Any kind of belf pron”
you didnt specify
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:10:01
We trust Tir to use good taste.
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:13:55
The man has excellent taste
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:19:43
“We trust Tir to use good taste”
“The man has excellent taste”
….wait did i miss something…did pigs start to fly? (jk Tir – the story is awesome!)
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:24:01
Told you he has hidden depths
Even if he does smell like an onion
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:38:33
Well what do you expect from my “twin” in game!
Great things come from great minds.
Well maybe his not mine!
Mar 25, 2010 @ 15:11:20
Cup = Bad
Mar 25, 2010 @ 15:53:50
Cup = good…no wait…
Cup + 2 belfs = good…maybe
Mar 25, 2010 @ 15:57:48
No.
You’re on your own for the cup.
Or the chalice.
Mar 25, 2010 @ 09:34:34
I am not your writing slave…or was that in the fine print of my SR contract?
Mar 25, 2010 @ 09:34:57
You are a very bad slave if that is what you are
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:29:48
I deserved to be punished..shall I grab the leather, whips and chains….(giggity)
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:30:49
hmmmm maybe
i am feeling generous today
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:34:17
They were for you..not me. My punishment is to punish you.
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:35:02
HAHAHAHAHAHA
like I would let that happen
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:37:02
Sudden image of Tir as nelf and Lyssi…
You all are making it very hard to concentrate. >.<
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:39:26
Damn it you made me waste my pop.
I demand 75 sents nao!
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:41:46
ORLY??!!!
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:41:52
pop? what is this thing.
it is called soda
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:42:29
*sigh*
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:55:08
soda? what is this thing?
It is called pop.
Mar 25, 2010 @ 11:01:30
I have successfully distracted Arioch and Koala from doing any productive work the rest of the day.
Mar 25, 2010 @ 11:04:13
only I am not working today
so all you did was put me in a good mood while im playing wow
Mar 25, 2010 @ 11:04:47
For the record, Tir was hawt as a nelf. Pointy ears and a pony tail. Somehow, he even pulled off the lavender hair color.
Can we compromise and call it soda pop?
Mar 25, 2010 @ 11:08:28
*stabs “soda pop” with a rusty spoon*
How about refreshing carbonated beverage?
Mar 25, 2010 @ 11:09:09
Just think..Tir and Initri could make a circle all by themselves..(if you don’t get it at first..think about it)
Mar 25, 2010 @ 11:12:39
ih8u
Mar 25, 2010 @ 11:12:40
…..awesome? no wait….i just got it.
taking too much brain power to make sure i can work the comment system
Mar 25, 2010 @ 11:13:49
Except Initri really couldn’t care less about Tir. Or anyone else for that matter.
Mar 25, 2010 @ 11:18:21
Who said you needed to care about the other person to make Nelf pr0n with them? We could Tatia inbetween them and see what happens…
Mar 25, 2010 @ 11:25:08
watch for splinters
Mar 25, 2010 @ 14:48:22
hmmm… gay nelf pr0n with an air of callous indifference and a smattering of violence… set in ICC itself perhaps?
Do search engines also go through comments when looking for matches? Is anyone looking for gay elf porn? Besides koala?
Mar 25, 2010 @ 15:13:57
The interwebs is a huge place, somewhere out there someone is looking for gay belf pr0n.
And it’s soda btw.
Mar 25, 2010 @ 15:37:48
Pop!
Mar 25, 2010 @ 15:39:46
If you won’t compromise on “soda pop” I’m going to have to side with the “soda” faction.
And quit trying to change the subject, this is the pr0n comment thread.
Mar 25, 2010 @ 15:42:11
Soda pop….k….
What about some belf and space goat pron!!! /waggle + Arcane Torrent…yeah…..
Mar 25, 2010 @ 15:43:45
Gonna get me some tail.
Mar 25, 2010 @ 15:51:51
Word….indeed….
Should be a whole series of them Shadow Rising presents. So and So does “……”
Mar 25, 2010 @ 09:54:15
yup always read the fine print
Mar 25, 2010 @ 09:35:44
We could always find something to bribe him with
Mar 25, 2010 @ 15:15:41
He’s not volunteering a list of appropriate bribes. /sad
Mar 25, 2010 @ 15:22:38
I know!
sad koala is sad