Cop out

I had thought about writing about all of the “raiding” we attempted this weekend.  Then I thought about how my long rants have no pictures, and I am alllllllllllllllll about pictures.  So today you get a cop out post with pictures of all of my girls.
Watch out, I will seriously fuck you up

Watch out, I will seriously fuck you up

First up is Koalabear, my gnome warrior.  She was modeled somewhat off Andrew’s warrior that he used to get me playing.  She was the very first character I made.  Her name should have tipped you off on that score.  One day I will learn to play her correctly.  She will probably languish at 21 for a very long time.  But since 21 is my number I might just keep her there :D.
Muah!

Muah!

Next up is Jacquebear.  This is my little love.  I made her to look like me, as best as I could.  There wasn’t a green eye color option with a face I liked.  I fell in love with her pretty quickly, then trying to level a pally just got to me and she was taking too long to kill things.  She got shelved for a long time and eventually became my bank toon.  Then Blizzard fixed leveling pallies.  Suddenly she was a blast to play.  She was removed from bank toon status and I started seriously leveling her once I finished with my druid.  However my need for a high level herbalist has pushed her back on the shelf so she sits at 28 until I can get my mage completed.
See these guns? You know you want em!

See these guns? You know you want em!

Ahh my lovely mage.  Originally she was made the same time I created Millea.  They were about the same level for the longest time.  I would clear out a bunch of quests on Millea then switch to Calieah and do the exact same quests.  Yeah I wasn’t exactly smart when it came to leveling back then.  As a result I got tired of her rather quickly.  She didn’t have the survivability of Millea and I just had no clue what I was doing.  I played her off and on and somehow managed to get her to 38.  To this day I still don’t know how I managed that.  Then when I decided that I needed that high level herbalist/alchemist I sent her all of my heirloom stuff (shoulders, chest, staff, trinket) and decided I was going to learn how to mage.  Dily, the awesome, is a mage (well his “main” is, despite him not playing her anymore) and gave me the basic fire rotation, helped me with talents and glyphs and suddenly my mage was fun.  She can usually kill something before it starts to beat on her, but even when it does she can get it down before it really hurts her.  I am still trying to work out how to kill groups better, but she is fire so the group killing wont be too often.  Yes I know Frost is the way to level, but frankly I love Fire, so there! :-p
Aww shucks

Aww shucks

Poor poor hunter.  Madielyn was loved very early on.  Then she got to 40 and was just so boring I couldn’t make myself play her.  She really is a sweetheart though and loves her pets.  Spidey the spider of course, and Ripper the Raptor.  Yeah I’m real original I know.  My Tauren hunter’s wolf is named Wuffie :D.  I tried dusting off Madie and playing her with my sweetie’s mage, but he HAS to follow his leveling guide, so that didn’t go over so well.  So she sits in Booty Bay collecting dust.  I don’t think I have even gotten her her epic ground mount yet.  I’m sorry Madie!
Well hello there studly

Well hello there studly

When Andrew got me BC for my birthday I made Lyssiana.  She is a priest and I HATE leveling her.  Unfortunately I like her, I like the idea of her but I just cannot level her without going batshit insane from boredom.  One of these days I will figure out a way to level her.  Maybe my sweetie will have a toon at 29 that can level with her, and MAYBE I could TRY out his leveling guide *shudder*.  I said MAYBE! >.>
You want a piece of Gelya?  Gelya give you piece.

You want piece of Gelya? Gelya give you piece.

Any time I think of Gelya there is a very heavy Russian accent going off in my head.  If you cannot tell by her eyes she is a DK and is the proud mama of Boneslobber, who is now apparently Earthgrinder.  He will always be Boneslobber to me.  She was originally in Call of Fate, then I took her out because I wanted to get my lock up to 80 and I couldn’t do that if I was smashing buttons and having a blast with my DK.  When I took this picture she was still in my personal guild with my bank toon.  When Andrew came back to Echo of Fate I moved her back over so I could play with him and his friends on the “Death Korps” as he calls us.  It seriously is insane how much damage 3 DKs can do at once.  Gelya means “angel” in Russian and it appealed to me in a perverse kind of way.  She really isn’t too evil of a DK, she is too distracted by shinies everywhere.  I recently powerleveled her mining to outlands level so now she has a legitimate reason to run off every few seconds to mine.  The little things that make me happy sometimes.
Hehehehe

Hehehehe

Last but not least is my bank toon Vivvienne.  She is a shammy who most likely will never leave her teens.  But hey!  Who needs 10 level 80s?  >.>  I actually think of her as a very girly girl.  Hell look at her tabbard!  I will probably take her the way of Tam and his Prettiest Elf.  Hmm looks like I need to use all those tailoring outfits that I never made.
So those are my girls.  I have a rogue too, but since she will be going the way of the dodo when the next expansion comes out to make room for my Worgan warlock, she will not be listed here.  Shame really, but oh well.
I will end this post with a random picture I took with my sweetie.  I swear we try to find the dirtiest pictures we can.  D avert your eyes dude. 😉
So this is why I get all those porn bot followers on Twitter.

So this is why I get all those porn bot followers on Twitter.

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